I really felt that Graham’s reaction to Benedict hugging one of his fans deserved it’s own audio post.
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home is where your cat is
she is the sassiest mitchell pritchett 5eva, be her girlfriend.
and he lights up my world, i love him so much.
hakuna matata means no worries for the rest of your days.
~ Friday, May 17 ~
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so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
RECESSIVE ALLELES
MUTATION
GENETICS
WHO KNOWS
oh my god when i was little i had a book and it had a story in it about a red flower-i think it was a red daffodil and it was always really sad because it was different to all the other daffodils and it wanted to fit in, but then someone came along picking flowers for her bridal bouquet and she wanted red flowers, and she had red tulips and roses and all kinds of red flowers and saw the red daffodil and thought ‘perfect!’ and put it in her bouquet for her wedding and the daffodil was so happy because it was with others of its kind now
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How to survive a relationship with a writer
how to survive a relationship with a graphic designer:
DON’T USE SO MANY GODAWFUL FONTS
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
(Source: iseeavoice)
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when someone draws something just for you
This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.
The more you know.
You must be fun at parties.
when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I dont think thats how it works
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sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how...
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i cant breathe
neither can her toes
