home is where your cat is

Sep 18, 2014

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

(via noottersontheflightdeck)

Sep 18, 2014

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

Sep 18, 2014

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via fuckderek)

Sep 18, 2014

(Source: unofficialmom, via tipslip)

Sep 18, 2014

Sep 18, 2014

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Sep 18, 2014

musicistheconstant:

I’m Not Angry Anymore // Paramore

I’m not angry anymore,
Well, sometimes I am.
I don’t think badly of you,
Well, sometimes I do…

(via rhosgobelrabbit)

Sep 18, 2014

neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


That’s my child right there.

neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

That’s my child right there.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via orgasmic-humor)

Sep 18, 2014

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

(via maybetomorrowbringsasong)

Sep 18, 2014

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here http://zodiacmind.com/

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Sep 18, 2014

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via spork)

Sep 18, 2014

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via asian)

Sep 18, 2014

anti-keiara:

youngrapunzel2626:

when someone says nigga in a post and you check their blog and turns out they actually black

image

Lmao literally me

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Sep 18, 2014

lockbottom:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

Wow that’s so damn simple

(Source: brain-food, via orgasmic-humor)

Sep 18, 2014

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.  I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.

He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?

This thing is awesome.
I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

(via 10knotes)